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It was a 1) SUNNY day in Paris as the Italian playboy 2) ALFA ROMEO stepped off the 3) METRO. His mind was on the love of his life, the beautiful 4) MERCEDES whom he was to 5) ESCORT that evening to the 6) CIVIC reception. How could he demonstrate his true feelings? “Of 7) CORSA” he said, in the way only Latins can, “I will buy her a 8) SAPPHIRE engagement ring”. Things had not always been thus. He remembered the time in Jamaica’s 9) MONTEGO Bay when he had been 10) CORTINA compromising situation with the wife of an American politician. The Republican 11) SENATOR from 12) AUSTIN in Texas had greeted him with an 13) “AUDI Pardner” but had gone for his 14) COLT 45 when he found our hero trying to get his wife into the 15) LOTUS position. He thought back to the days when he had become a 16) LEGEND in his own lifetime. He had made his fortune rounding up cattle on the 17) PRAIRIE of Wyoming, but had lost it playing 18) POLO in Argentina. In Spain he had flown from the island of 19) IBIZA, landed at 20) MALAGA airport then crossed the 21) SIERRA to dance the 22) SAMBA at a 23) FIESTA in 24) GRANADA. When he reached the concert hall he knew his 25) CAVALIER attitude to women must change. He left her at the stage door. “I’m concerned about my performance” she said. “Don’t worry” he said. “You are a professional artiste, a real 26) TROOPER, 27) ITAL be alright on the night”. 28)” YUGO and park the car” she said “and don’t forget to pay the 29) FIAT the booth”. Once inside, he took his 30) SEAT and looked around at the other celebrity guests. A Monaco 31) PRINCESS waved and blew him a kiss. Accompanied by a 32) MAESTRO his finance gave a moving rendition of Lily of 33) LAGUNA. In fact, it was a complete 34) TRIUMPH which was met with universal 35) ACCLAIM. Back in her apartment, he sensed all was not well. As she brought him some food from the 36) LADA she said, “It’s no good darling, I can never marry you, I’m not 37) TALBOT your lack of height means that our whole relationship is simply a 38) CHARADE”. His reaction was typically 39) GALANT but with a broken heart he collected some of his 40) FAVORIT belongings, his 41) SAFARI jacket from his days on the African 42) SAVANNA, his 43) GOLF balls and his copy of 44) SHOGUN by James Clavell. Sadly, he kissed her goodbye and walked towards the distant 45) HORIZON.